Description
This hand-crafted candle literally smells like ass. Dirty, smelly, sweaty ass! This candle is for those in your life that deserve a dose of what they are… An ASS!
You’re about to embark on a curious and hilarious journey. This candle is a great gag gift for office pranks, pranks to pull on your friends, White Elephant Gifts, April Fools Day gifts, or any occasion where you’re looking for a good laugh. This is the perfect way to prank an unsuspecting friend, family member, co-worker, neighbor, client, boss, frenemy, enemy, wife, husband, etc.
Ass In A Glass Candles is made with 100% soy wax, fragrance, and a wick that most likely will never see a flame. Unless the unwitting recipient is a sick and twisted person who loves the smell of dirty, smelly, sweaty ass.
We back our candle with a full satisfaction guarantee. If you’re unhappy with your purchase for any reason, let us know and we’ll make it right!
Lid warning label reads: “Beer, tacos, hard-boiled eggs, jerky, nachos, and beans. Now you have the bubble guts and you’re crop dusting the aisles at the mall. Your air biscuits are causing people to question the food court. This candle is not for the squeamish. This is truly a candle that smells like pure ass!”
Net weight: 6 ounces, burn time is approximately 50 hours, if you dare burn it!
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